February 6, 2015 (ADDIS ABABA) – Officials of the armed opposition faction of the Sudan People’s Liberation Movement (SPLM-IO) have denied allegations that a number of their senior officers have been kept in detention by the Ethiopian authorities. Continue reading
23 January 2016
South Sudan former Vice-President Riek Machar and President Salva Kiir missed a deadline to create a unity government Continue reading
January 21, 2016 (KHARTOUM) – The U.S. government announced today the implementation of a new law that was passed last December which introduced changes to the Visa Waiver Program (VWP). Continue reading
January 22, 2016 (JUBA) – South Sudanese government has announced to take over accommodation bills for SPLM in opposition advance team in Juba after Troika countries ended their support on Friday. It also appealed for more needed time to prepare a new constitution before a unity government can be formed. Continue reading
January 22, 2016 (JUBA) – After consultations in Pagak, their headquarters, Senior leaders of the armed opposition faction, the Sudan People’s Liberation Movement (SPLM-IO), have returned to the national capital, Juba, where they reiterated their rejection of the unilateral creation of 28 states. Continue reading
January 11, 2015
Okello Akway Ochalla, has been held as a political prisoner in Ethiopia since March 2014 after he was kidnapped by Ethiopian Intelligence forces from South Sudan, where he had traveled from his refugee in Norway to “visit friends and families”. Continue reading
By Messay Kebede
That in less than six months after announcing a 100 percent electoral victory in national elections the TPLF faces a formidable uprising in Oromo regions and in a lesser scale in some parts of Ethiopia constitutes the mother of all irony. Unsurprisingly, the only response known to the government to the popular unrest is massive mobilization of security forces, including the army, and violent crackdowns resulting in deaths, severe beatings, and arbitrary imprisonments. This time, however, there is a difference: the TPLF is badly wounded by the protests and uprisings and seriously weakened. Continue reading
Ethiopia: Can You Spare a Dime for T-TPLF Ambassadors?
By Al Mariam
A few days ago, I read a heart-rending article about the serious cash flow problems the diplomatic missions of the Thugtatorship of the Tigrean People’s Liberation Front (T-TPLF) are facing worldwide.
According to the malaria-researcher-turned-“Ethiopian”-foreign-minister-overnight, Tedros Adhanom, “Ethiopian diplomatic missions abroad” are experiencing a “challenge of accessing foreign currency.” Adhanom moaned and groaned about a serious cash flow problem. “We know that we were supposed to indicate a 100 percent budget implementation in our plan. We have challenges that prevented us… One of the biggest challenges is that we are suffering from hard currency shortage especially for the execution of diplomatic missions in most of our embassies and consular offices.”
“Suffering from hard currency shortage” sounds very much like, “We are flat broke! We can’t make ends meet. We are feeling the pinch. We just used up our bottom dollar. Our diplomatic missions are going bust. We have fallen on hard times.”
Most importantly, Adhanom is saying, “Our diplomats ain’t gonna afford no French champagne, no French cognac and no Johnny Walker Scotch Blue.”
Finally, the sky has fallen on T-TPLF “diplomats”! Aye, aye, aye, aye…
Quick! What can be done to save the “suffering” poor T-TPLF diplomats?
What can I do to help?
Well, my first reaction was, “Why don’t they eat cake?”
I mean, why don’t they just print the currency of every country where they have diplomatic missions and spend it like a drunken sailor?
The T-TPLF spends money like they print money. Duh! They DO print money! So, print more monopoly money. What’s the problem?
Apparently, it ain’t that easy to print greenbacks or Euros. Those currencies have to be earned or acquired on the foreign exchange market where they trade currencies.
The super-big banks run the Forex markets and determine the relative values of different currencies in the trillions of dollars and Euros everyday. They have all kinds of trading deals like spot transactions, currency and exchange swaps and other fancy stuff.
Obviously, the foreign exchange market ain’t gonna fly for the T-TPLF diplomatic missions.
How about using some of the stolen loot from international aid and loans, kickbacks on no-bid contracts and stuff to alleviate the “suffering” of the T-TPLF diplomatic missions?
No can do.
In Gangasta’s Paradise of Ethiopia, it’s about “Power and the money, money and the power/ Minute after minute, hour after hour.” Forget ‘bout it!
Well, how about, how about skimming off of the secret slush fund from ten years of double-digit growth?
In October 2015, T-TPLF president Teshome bragged, “We successfully completed the implementation of the growth and transformation plan… we will continue to deliver the sustainable, rapid, double-digit economic growth, which was registered in recent years… about 11%” for the next five years.”
“Double-digit economic growth in recent years” and “11% for the next five years”! Doggone it! Them T-TPLF fat cats must be drowning in cash.
Sorry, no cash there. It’s all lies, damned lies and statislies!
Last year, Adhanom said Ethiopia is on track to eliminate poverty and become a middle income country by 2025.
A country on track to becoming a “middle income” country can’t cover the basic expenses of its embassies abroad?
Yep! Adhanom says, they are “suffering”. They are dead broke. T-TPLF diplomatic missions abroad don’t have a pot to piss in.
How about dipping into all of the panhandled money to build the “Grand Renaissance Dam” to alleviate the “suffering” of T-TPLF missions? There’s got to be a few million dollars sitting in that GRD piggy bank. (I did not say Pigs’ Bank.)
This past September T-TPLF said, “Ethiopian Diaspora” dropped a cool 600 million birr in the GRD strongbox. How about temporarily raiding that squirreled away cash?
No can do! That money was long gone with the wind. (I did not say that money never left America or Europe. Nor did I say it is sitting in American and European banks for a rainy day for T-TPLF bosses. Talking about rain, the T-TPLF should know, “A hard rain is gonna fall.” That was Bob Dylan back in the day. “And it’s a hard, it’s a hard, it’s a hard, and it’s a hard It’s a hard rain’s a-gonna fall.” No floods after the hard rain. “God gave Noah the rainbow sign. No more water, the fire next time.” That was a prophesy told in the lyrics of a song of African slaves toiling on the cotton and tobacco plantations in America.)
I always wondered how the T-TPLF could build the largest dam in Africa with nickels and dimes collected in America. Hmmm!
Here is a tagline the T-TPLF could use in future fund-raising: “Can you spare a dime for a dam?”
Seriously, so what is to be done?
I guess the only option left is to pass around the hat. We all need to get in gear and chip in for the professional T-TPLF panhandlers. Sorry, I meant diplomats whose job is to pound the pavement of the capitals of the industrialized countries to panhandle aid and loans.
The T-TPLF ain’t too proud to beg. You ought to read my commentary the “Baksheesh (Beggar) State in Ethiopia”.
Adhanom said the T-TPLF is starving for cash today. (I did not say 15 million Ethiopians are starving today.)
Adhanom is subtly putting out an S.O.S. asking (I did not say begging) if we could all chip in a dime, a nickel or a quarter and help out the “brothers” and “sisters” stranded in foreign embassies and missions. They need a little cash to get a few bottles of champagne, cognac and whiskey. Of course, they don’t need the libations for rest, relaxation and entertainment. They need it to forget their “suffering”.
Yeah! Right. The T-TPLF is “suffering”. The Ethiopian people are suffering!
Anyone? Alms for the poor and “suffering” T-TPLF “diplomats” stranded in foreign lands?
I hope those diplomats won’t resort to thugging. Remember that T-TPLF “diplomat” who opened fire at the T-TPLF embassy in Washington, D.C. in October 2014? I talked about it in my commentary, “The Thugplomacy of the TPLF”.
When push comes to shove and the cash flow dries up, them guys may just switch from diplomacy to thugplomacy. Stick’em up! I am just sayin’!
On January 2, 2016, “president” Teshome “hosted a farewell ceremony for the newly appointed Ambassadors at the National Palace.” He “congratulated the newly appointed Ethiopian Ambassadors on their appointment and wished a successful tenure.”
Teshome can’t be serious! Didn’t he get Adhanom’s memo that the diplomatic missions are “suffering”?
It seems like Teshome is sending off the “ambassadors” on a “successful” diplomatic kamikaze mission.
Adhanom told the ambassadors at the same event “that they need to engage vigorously in building the image of Ethiopia, reflective of the leap in economic growth and development.”
Really! The “ambassadors” don’t got a pot to piss in and now they are expected to “vigorously” propagandize about “leap in economic growth and development”? (A leap into beggary is more like it.)
Can be done only by ambassadors from Planet T-TPLF!
Here is food (question) for thought: If T-TPLF’s diplomatic missions abroad are “suffering from hard currency shortage”, how hard could the hard currency “suffering” of the T-TPLF bosses inside the country be?
Reading between the lines of the September 2015 IMF Report, the T-TPLF is flat broke.
The IMF says, the T-TPLF’s “medium-term objective [is to have] foreign exchange reserves cover three months of the following year’s imports of goods and services.”
Put another way, in the short term the T-TPLF is flat broke in their “Gangstas Paradise”.
Anyway, if you see any down and out T-TPLF diplomats sitting curbside with begging bowls, have a heart and drop ‘em a dime or something?
It’s good for your soul!
Washington Post Editorial
IN THE latest chapter of Ethiopia’s escalating authoritarianism, young people, journalists and musicians have been the targets of the ruling regime’s quest to silence political dissent. For several weeks, students from the Oromo majority ethnic group have been protesting the government’s “master plan” to expand the capital territory of Addis Ababa into Oromo lands. Instead of addressing the concerns through dialogue, the Ethiopian People’s Revolutionary Democratic Front (EPRDF) regime has responded with devastating violence. At least 140 people have been killed by police and security forces in the Oromia region, according to reports from Human Rights Watch. The government claims five have been killed and insists that protesters are trying to “destabilize the country” and that some have a “direct link with a group that has been collaborating with other proven terrorist parties.” Last month, police arrested Bekele Gerba, deputy chairman of the Oromo Federalist Congress, Oromia’s largest registered political party. The government also has arrested and allegedly beaten Hawi Tezera, an Oromo singer, in connection with her song about the protests.
Ethiopian authorities also have begun attempting to silence media covering the demonstrations. According to reports, the government has arrested and charged several journalists, including Getachew Shiferaw, editor in chief of the Negere Ethiopia news site, under the country’s 2009 anti-terrorism legislation. Fikadu Mirkana, of Oromia Radio and TV, has also been arrested. The U.S.-based television channel ESAT, which has been covering the Oromo protests, claimed that the Ethiopian regime jammed one of its broadcasting satellites.
Ethiopia has long been celebrated by the United States for its economic growth and its willingness to engage in the battle against the Somali extremist group al-Shabab. Generous U.S. aid has been granted. But the EPRDF regime, which won 100 percent of parlimentary seats in last year’s elections, is not interested in democratic reform or human rights. It continues to clamp down on independent media and censor information. The country remains among Africa’s most prolific jailers of journalists.
In statements last month, the Obama administration expressed concern over the clashes in the Oromia region and the arrest of journalists but stopped short of explicitly urging the Ethiopian government to refrain from violently cracking down on protesters. The United States praised Ethiopia for releasing five of the detained Zone 9 bloggers shortly after President Obama’s visit to the country in July. But last month, the government summoned five bloggers back to court after they were cleared of terrorism charges. Government prosecutors are appealing their acquittal.
The Obama administration said last month that the “United States has consistently applauded Ethiopia for being a model and a voice for development in Africa.” But as long as Ethiopia’s authoritarian master plan for development includes the suffocation of political opposition, a blatant disregard for human rights and cracking down on media, U.S. praise of the EPRDF regime will continue to undermine its claim to support democracy on the continent.
January 10, 2016 (ADDIS ABABA) – South Sudan’s main armed opposition faction of the Sudan People’s Liberation Movement (SPLM-IO) said they were not “satisfied”, but okay with the allocated ministerial portfolios to form a transitional government of national unity.
- SPLM (IO) Chairman, Riek Machar, addressing the 2nd National Liberation Council (NLC) meeting in Pagak, November 5, 2015 (ST Photo)
On Thursday, four factions of the parties to a peace agreement signed in August to end 21 months of violent conflict in South Sudan selected their respective quotas in dividing up 30 national ministerial positions in accordance with power sharing agreement.
The government selected 16 portfolios; SPLM-IO selected 10 institutions; former detainees got 2 and other political parties went with 2 positions. Continue reading